Cold-blooded Enthusiast Mugs

What do you mean 'it's cold'? It feels pretty warm to me...

Snow flake

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Electric Blanket.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Born to be Mild.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"How sweet of you to say -- and how dare you!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

Snake Blogging

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."