Cold-blooded Enthusiast Prints

What do you mean 'it's cold'? It feels pretty warm to me...

Snow flake

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Electric Blanket.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Born to be Mild.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"How sweet of you to say -- and how dare you!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Snake Blogging

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home