Cold-blooded Creatures Fan Pillows

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Children's Parties

Love at First Sight

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Keeping warm.

Bubble gum leaves

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

A guide to seasons in the North East

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Vampire Bat

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"We never discuss religion."

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity, if only through the lyrics of a Coldplay song!"

Vampire afternoon tea.

Weather forecast

'At least, you could have left a tip.'

Snake Blogging

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

What did I tell you kids about picking up your wrappers after you eat?

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"