Cold Adventurer Pillows

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

"Tommy!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

Igloo for birds.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

The lonely figure

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Let there be cool.'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."