Cold Adventurer Mugs

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

"Tommy!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Igloo for birds.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

The lonely figure

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Running out of Gas.

'Let there be cool.'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."