King Of Pop Fan T-Shirts

Michael Jackson

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Wacko Jacko Heart Attacko No Comebacko.

Anna Calvi

George Michael

Jarvis Cocker

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Elton John

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Justin Timberlake

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

ABBA

Celine Dion

'Beat it'

Paul McCartney

'I download music from a radio station in South Korea, and I got Seoul music.'

Rock the boat

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

At the CD shop.

Ed Sheeran.

Katy Perry

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

Taylor Swift caricature

Dolores O'Riordan caricature

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'