Technology Juxtaposition Fan Prints

You Have No New Messages.

EZ pass cards only.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Elfie Stick

Time Machine Collision

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Hamlet today"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'I'm on the plain.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'It's all hand made.'

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

Selfie Extension Stik

'No wonder you can't see it properly - you've got your reading glasses on under the 3D glasses!'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'