Analogue Audio Fan T-Shirts

Gramaphone Man.

"To be or not to be."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

Nostalgiaville

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

The Real Mario Brothers, "OK princess, we don't climb ladders, we don't jump platforms, and there's a $70 call-out fee"

Robot cat passes Turing test.

Hi Fi

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

"AI becomes more aggressive as it progresses."

Early Pioneers (TVs,speakers,headphones,etc)

World series of Polka.

'Ha, who needs television!'

Sound system for mobiles.

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

'Can you get a move on with my dinner? The football will be on in ten minutes.'

Bris-A-Mole

Ace Video Limited

'Richard's very stubborn.'