Future Predicting Fanatic Gifts

'Fortune 500' Fortune teller's stall on Wall Street.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

A self-filling prophecy.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'