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Prediction Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves to predict, forecast, or simply enjoys the mystery of what’s coming next? Our collection celebrates the art of guessing with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they read horoscopes daily or just enjoy having a good laugh about the uncertainties of life, these thoughtfully drawn items make predicting fun and memorable. Find a playful present that captures their curiosity and sense of humor.
'How much do you weigh?'
"Firstly I'd like to welcome our new board member, Madame Zelda...she'll be managing the futures market."
"I'll be right back."
If Weather Forecasters Were Held To The Same Standards As Other Professions
Psychic Advisor's Hotline. Now Hiring. Tell me, where do you see yourself in five years?
"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."
'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'
'I have experience with that type of writing...I'm an economist!'
Old Moore's Timetable
"And here's the office of Mister Sloane, the company's new futurist."
Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.
"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."
"It will be all your fault."
Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous
"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."
Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.
'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'
"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."
'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'
'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."
"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."
'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'
Vikings to the Super bowl.
Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.
Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.
"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.
"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."
1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.
Mystic Writes 2014 Diary
A self-filling prophecy.
Prediction Gifts Collection
Prediction Mugs
Explore our collection of prediction-themed mugs, perfect for a morning brew or a motivational reminder of life’s surprises.
Prediction Pillows
Bring humor and comfort home with pillows featuring clever prediction themes, ideal for relaxing and contemplating what’s next.
Prediction Prints
Discover our prediction-themed prints to add a witty and artistic touch to your living or workspace, celebrating the fun of forecasting.
Prediction T-Shirts
Check out our prediction-inspired t-shirts for a fun and stylish way to wear your curiosity about the future.