Prediction Games Gifts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

A self-filling prophecy.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"I'll be right back."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

'The mist is clearing.'

Economics as Rocket Science

2017 glass half full

"Do you really want to know?"

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

When psychics fight.

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Mr. Science Times