Prediction Games Gifts

Yes, you will lose your hair. Magic Cue Ball.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

"I'll be right back."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A self-filling prophecy.

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

2017 glass half full

Economics as Rocket Science

'The mist is clearing.'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"Do you really want to know?"

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

When psychics fight.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

Mr. Science Times