Predicting Pro Gifts

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll be right back."

Economics as Rocket Science

2017 glass half full

When psychics fight.

'The mist is clearing.'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'