Sports Predictor Gifts

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

Psychic Night: Predict the Score, Get In Free.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Psychic diving competition.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

'The mist is clearing.'

Economics as Rocket Science

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

2017 glass half full

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Mr. Science Times

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"According to the statistics more people look at cricket statistics then watch the game."