Sports Predictor Pillows

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

Psychic Night: Predict the Score, Get In Free.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Psychic diving competition.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

'The mist is clearing.'

Economics as Rocket Science

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

2017 glass half full

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Mr. Science Times

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."