Sport Score Predictor Pillows

Psychic Night: Predict the Score, Get In Free.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"1-1"

Psychic diving competition.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

Nostrildamus.

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

China's and Hong Kong's futures markets closed early today....

Economic Forecasting