Sport Score Predictor Pillows

Psychic Night: Predict the Score, Get In Free.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"1-1"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

Psychic diving competition.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.

Nostrildamus.

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

You ready? You betcha. J-Lo will have a love child with Alan Greenspan, then cure male-pattern baldness. From the files of: It could happen in 2021. Technical support will answer the phone.

"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."

'At first, fantasy football was a harmless hobby. Then i started to believe I really owned a tam and Eli Manning really was my quarterback....'

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Goodness, Bert, can't you forget the Yankees for 14 days!"

Economic Forecasting

FIFA Octopus: What? Blue Jays against Nationals? Jays 3-2!