Predictive Sportster Pillows

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Beer Order

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

Mountaineering section

Rugby oldies

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

I never feel a day over 25 until I try to act like one.

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.

Nostrildamus.

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

'I don't like this predictive text.'

Psychic Night: Predict the Score, Get In Free.

Swing by won't you?

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'I think I can...'

Sports for slipper wearers.

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"