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'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Beer Order

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

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Rugby oldies

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

I never feel a day over 25 until I try to act like one.

Nostrildamus.

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Psychic Night: Predict the Score, Get In Free.

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

Swing by won't you?

'I don't like this predictive text.'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

'I think I can...'

Sports for slipper wearers.

"Are we just going to run suicides again all day?"