Predictive Prankster Pillows

'I don't like this predictive text.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Diving Cat.

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"