Senior Sportster Pillows

Sports for slipper wearers.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Senior Olympics

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Optometrist practical jokes

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"Why, you're not Jim! I really need to get glasses."

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

'Me retire? Never!!!'

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Tease-Maid - Wakey wakey four-eyes!

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs.

The drug test showed no prescription painkillers in his system, so we had to suspend him. OFF. 7. 7. 8.