Predicting Pro Pillows

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

"I'll be right back."

A self-filling prophecy.

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

When psychics fight.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

'The mist is clearing.'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

Economics as Rocket Science

2017 glass half full

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."