Jigsaw Philosopher Gifts

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Free love

The Meaning of Life

"Try to fit in, Dear."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

It was the day Malcolm found God.

"Pawn to King Four."

"Say! You must be new around here!"

"You're not the 'love 'em and leave 'em' type, are you?"

Rest in Piece

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."