Jigsaw Detective Pillows

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

Puzzle

Torturing the English Language

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Free love

"Any clues?"

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Rest in Piece

"I find it easier to eat the edge pieces first."

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!

'Are you as lost as I am?'

"I am using my core strength."

Pavarotti Jigsaw

"We're not going to find out perfect matches here. Let's try one of those '1000 Pieces' places."

Bob's Apartment

"I think you'll fit right in here."

'Damn it Peterson, you've got to try and fit in!'

"Some assembly required."

'Do you ever get that feeling that you're part of some gigantic cosmic jigsaw puzzle.'

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

'What's the matter, Bob? You have that puzzled look.'

This would make a great puzzle!