Jigsaw Dissector Pillows

We regret that misprint on the box. Instead of saying, 'An 8 year old can assemble this' it should have read, 'It takes 8 years to assemble this.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Jumping Dogs

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Free love

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"I have to get this project finished."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"I find it easier to eat the edge pieces first."

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

Rest in Piece

'Are you as lost as I am?'

Pavarotti Jigsaw

'I forgot my keys!'

"I am using my core strength."

Man with Balloon

"We're not going to find out perfect matches here. Let's try one of those '1000 Pieces' places."

Bob's Apartment

'Damn it Peterson, you've got to try and fit in!'

"I think you'll fit right in here."

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

"Some assembly required."

'Do you ever get that feeling that you're part of some gigantic cosmic jigsaw puzzle.'