Jigsaw Dissector T-Shirts

We regret that misprint on the box. Instead of saying, 'An 8 year old can assemble this' it should have read, 'It takes 8 years to assemble this.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Jumping Dogs

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Free love

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"I have to get this project finished."

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

Rest in Piece

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

"I find it easier to eat the edge pieces first."

'Are you as lost as I am?'

"I am using my core strength."

Pavarotti Jigsaw

'I forgot my keys!'

Man with Balloon

"We're not going to find out perfect matches here. Let's try one of those '1000 Pieces' places."

Bob's Apartment

"I think you'll fit right in here."

'Damn it Peterson, you've got to try and fit in!'

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

"Some assembly required."

'Do you ever get that feeling that you're part of some gigantic cosmic jigsaw puzzle.'

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"