Equestrian Joker Gifts

A pony throws its rider.

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Joust Sharpener

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Jogging Bottoms

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

The Enemy

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

False encouragement.

A Few Common Ailments

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

Hiker's right of way.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'