Animal Joker Gifts

'Is he house-broken?'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'You sure picked a great place to have kittens.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

Early photobombing

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Revenge had come.

A pony throws its rider.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"That's the first buck we made."

Fisherman with fish on face: 'Yep, they're biting.'