Beach Jokesters Gifts

'Whoah - surfs up!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'I think its being tapped.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

Now! That's very good sweety!

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Tsunami Selfie

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

How to fool a seagull

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

Excess Baggage: Cruise passengers can come up with some pretty amazing questions.

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean