Beach Jokesters T-Shirts

'Whoah - surfs up!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

Why do men wear long short pants?

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

Now! That's very good sweety!

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Tsunami Selfie

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

How to fool a seagull

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

Excess Baggage: Cruise passengers can come up with some pretty amazing questions.

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

"So kind of him to let us have the guest ark all to ourselves."