Seasonal Jokesters Pillows

Snowman horror.

"I can't take winter anymore!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"I love this time of year."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa Elevator

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Christmas Socks

Minnesota Weather.

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

The Four Seasonings.

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.