Vacation Jokesters Pillows

'I went on a cruise and all I got was this T-shirt.'

'Hotel lovely, weather fine, Tom eaten by Alligator. See you soon.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Airport Security.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'Are we broke yet?'

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Easter Island.

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Holiday: Been there done it!

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'Old fart and the sea'

Excess Baggage: Never let your wife pack for your business trip while she is mad at you.

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

Lav-Mummie

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"Attention. This is your captain screaming!"

Pamplona bull instructions - Running with the Idiots.