Staycation Jokesters Pillows

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Staycation Photos

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Are we broke yet?'

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"He's working from home today."

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"Why fly south?"

'Old fart and the sea'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

Staycation holidays...