Staycation Satire Pillows

"He's working from home today."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Staycation Photos

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"Yay! School is done!!"

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

"Why fly south?"

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

My Covid passport

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

Staycation holidays...

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

'I'm glad we couldn't afford a holiday.'