Staycation Jokesters Gifts

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Staycation Photos

'Are we broke yet?'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"He's working from home today."

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

'Old fart and the sea'

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"Why fly south?"

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"