Staycation Storytellers Gifts

"How I spent my summer staycation..."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Couch and Potato

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Staycation Photos

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

Couch potato.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"He's working from home today."

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Why fly south?"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

My Covid passport

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"So... how was Disneyland?"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'