Staycation Storyteller Gifts

Staycation Photos

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Couch and Potato

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Yay! School is done!!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Couch potato.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"He's working from home today."

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"Why fly south?"

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"So... how was Disneyland?"

My Covid passport

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday