Staycation Storyteller Gifts

Staycation Photos

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Couch and Potato

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Yay! School is done!!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"He's working from home today."

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

My Covid passport

"Why fly south?"

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"So... how was Disneyland?"

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'