Staycation Humorist Gifts

"Are you sure this is a staycation!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Couch and Potato

Staycation Photos

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Couch potato.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

'Are we broke yet?'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"He's working from home today."

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"