Staycation Humorist Gifts

"Are you sure this is a staycation!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Couch and Potato

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Staycation Photos

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

'Are we broke yet?'

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Couch potato.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"He's working from home today."

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'