Staycation Superstar Gifts

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"We did absolutely nothing for three whole months. Best summer I ever had!"

"When I assigned you to write about what you did on your summer vacation I was expecting more than just 'I stayed home'."

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Couch and Potato

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Staycation Photos

"Yay! School is done!!"

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Couch potato.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"He's working from home today."

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

"Why fly south?"

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

My Covid passport

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."