Vacation Storyteller Gifts

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

"I asked if you had a phone to call 911, not record it."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"So... how was Disneyland?"

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

'For the view I wouldn't come here'

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

Waiting at an airport for 'anyone who wants to talk about their trip'.

Ibiza Reunion - "Remember us? The Patersons?"

"It's disgusting, I read a girl in Magaluf did a sex act on 24 men for a free drink."

"When you get home, please complete this questionnaire on just how much you enjoyed the film show of our holidays through the ages."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"