Voyage Storyteller Gifts

Ask Us About Our Ordeal

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Brave explorers of the world"

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Creativity

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

The aviation experts come out to play

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

A woman reads a romance novel.