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Ask Us About Our Ordeal

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Creativity

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

The aviation experts come out to play

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

A woman reads a romance novel.