Snow Day Humorist Prints

'I gotta get back to the Caribbean!'

Dinosaurs did not excel in the natural sciences.

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

The rocket powered skiier

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

It's a bit derivative.

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Another botched Snotox injection...'