Stormy Day Strategist Mugs

Umbrella fight.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Thought Cloud

'I'll take ten, please.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'Storm'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Soccer Moms

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

Sorry, not now, he's brainstorming.

"I forgot to call in dead."

"It's a bit derivative."

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

Health food - salt substitute

Winter shopping

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

"Your snow fort may be bigger, but mine comes with all the technology of a smart home."

"How about all my desserts for a week, and I take out the garbage?"

April Showers

"The shovel's just a prop. I contract out the actual snow removal."