Fall Guy Strategist Prints

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Devi's brew?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Back to School

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'