Fall Guy Strategist Gifts

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Devi's brew?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Back to School

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'