Summertime Strategist Gifts

'Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade. I guess I should have waited for some sugar.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

"It's springtime in our new product department."

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.