Off-season Strategist Gifts

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

The MBA Draft

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

The Other Cooperstown

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Are you blind ref?'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."