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"Somebody ordered fifty-seven thousand tiny cups of sugar water."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Patissier

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Shark with fish lollipops

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

I Bake. Deal with it.