Drinking Cocktails Mugs

rich woman on horseback

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"It would be even lonelier if you weren't at the top."

'It's times like this when I ask myself 'what would Oprah do'?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'