Cocktail Tasting Mugs

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Shaken not stirred

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I love this time of day."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita