Drinks Tasting Mugs

I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try. In light of that, I will extend to you a brief respite from my usually relentless attacks upon your character.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Cat Nip.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Low-Energy Drinks

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Picking pastries.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Alpha Seltzer

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"